Anonymous asked:
*awkwardddd* lol so she identifies as a male what? Are you sure because I'm def sure she doesn't have a cactus

Yeah she’s got an eggplant actually


Anonymous asked:
I just wanted to remind you that this day is not your day alone the reason why you're here is because of your mom so def congratulate her on giving birth to you as well don't forget her we usually almost always forget our mothers on our birthdays and that's a really dick move IMHO

Okay lemme thank my mama for giving birth to me! Thank you for reminding me :D


Anonymous asked:
OMG how old are you now???? Happy birthday! Wow so cool you were even born what were the chances of that happening you know damnnnnn impressive

I’m 87 now and still young!!! #allmyteetharefakedoe


Anonymous asked:
hey uhm i know we dont talk much but i just wanted to say happy bday :3 hope you dont think im a weirdo but i really love all your posts youre my favorite blog and i check it almost religiously do u know sonia by any chance shes really sexy i knew her friends would be just as sexy ;)

Aww thank you for saying happy birthday! But you’re just one of the many people who love my blog so… *puts on sunglasses and slowly walks away*
Oh and Sonias a guy actually so yeahhhhh


dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

Holy crap…. that’s so weird…. it actually is my birthday lol

There is something in me, I can’t define but it hurts all the time.
A.H. (via soins)

(Source: deindealer)